Calm the F*** Down Tea

Name: Calm the F*** Down Tea
SKU: 1537
Availability: OutOfStock

$8.00

An herbal tea with humor blended from lemon balm, catmint, holy basil, and yerba buena with lavender, calendula and rose blossoms. Label says either “Chill the F*** out,” “Calm the F*** down” or “Take A Chill Pill.” Randomly selected.

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QUOTES TO LIVE BY

Growing a Garden is one of the single most radical acts for our time.
A master in the art of living draws no sharp distinction between their work and their play; their labor and their leisure; their mind and their body; their education and their recreation. They hardly know which is which. They simply pursue their vision of excellence through whatever they are doing, and leave others to determine whether they are working or playing. To themselves, they always appear to be doing both.
— L.P. Jacks
When in doubt, just add compost — K.Ruby Blume
Feed the soil, not the plant — Dirt farmers everywhere
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. — Lazarus Long

Calm the F*** Down Tea

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